Has the world gone mad or what?

I am sitting here under a tree after giving my friends ‘hell’ to wake me from the semi-coma I had just fallen into. And trust me, folks, they had to find all the smelling salts they could, and had to pray until their knees were sore.

Thank goodness, I am okay now. You see, folks, when I see in our society such grave wrongdoings’ as I am about to relate, my entire body shuts down, and I would normally ‘black out’ like crazy.

Just last week we featured two very slack mothers who chose to have their ‘toddler daughters’ cavorting wildly at a live concert way after 22:00 hrs –way past their bed time!

And at that concert, the ‘empty headed’ MC had the gall to call one of the little girls on stage and, with the band providing pulsating musical accompaniment, make her gyrate quite wantonly for the massive audience to see.

If I had my way, that MC would be removed from all future public forums, and the two horrible mothers would be dealt with condignly. I would also see to it that the band members who failed to object to this ‘horror’ be dealt with severely too.

Well Ah barely catching meh breath from that ‘shak-attack’ when I was treated to anadda dose ah coma when I went to a recent entertainment event”.
Look, it tek all de smelling salts yuh can find in Guyana to wake me up from de dead feint when I went tuh dis event

At this event, in full public view, a group of adults were observed allowing two young children (not yet teenagers) to be consuming beer in full public view. Oh Lord, tell me wha dis world ah turn tuh.

Well, ah know dat when dis story bus out, dem gon seh dat dem bin ask dem poor pickney fuh hold de beer fuh dem…. Lie! Lie! Lie… Dem pickey was drinking it, and dem adults ain’t paying dem no mind at all. What a terrible shame!
Well, this time around, I will ask my readers to tell me what form of punishment should be meted out on such horrible adults. Send your responses to runwaydiva723@gmail.com