Dear Wayne & Tamara,

My fiancé and I are getting married this year. My future sister-in-law just told me she slept with her brother’s (my fiancé’s) best friend who is also our best man. Our best man is married and not only married, but married to a woman who is one of our close friends.

She was in a relationship when she did this, and not only did they sleep together, they slept together several times. His wife and I are close friends, and she disclosed to me that her doctor told her that her husband, our best man, gave her an STD! Genital warts!

I feel I should tell my fiancé what his sister and best man are up to, but I also feel it could be a Very Bad Idea! My sister-in-law swore me to secrecy. I told her I wouldn’t tell, but it’s driving me crazy. What should I do?

PAM

Dear Pam,
Your fiancé’s sister gave you a wedding gift: she made you an accomplice to adultery. Having compromised her own ethics, she wants to compromise yours as well.

But when she’s found out, what will pop out of her mouth? Pam knew. She will deflect as much blame on you as she can. She got to unburden her soul and what did you get? Nothing.

Nothing from nothing is nothing. Go ahead and tell.

WAYNE & TAMARA

“The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.”