Hammie went fuh buy costumes in China
From photos “bouncing”, it look like a big “sashing” ceremony tek place right under Hammie nose down at he place of mess, ooops…sorry, City Hall. Sashing ceremony is normally associated with pageants  which is normally associated with ladies. No. Is not de Miss Earth one ah Bluetoothing ‘bout which seems to be going on forever and de Miss “Earthies” ain’t even know when is de competition.

De ceremony in question ain’t had “biological” ladies, but people who would only answer if yuh call dem ladies. Dem “cross over”. People know how crossing over, especially if is in yuh neighbour fowl pen, can mek yuh get charge. So, some crossing over is a crime including cross dressing.

So de $64,000 (money which Hammie City Mess never gat) question is, how come so much plenty “cross dressers” end up in dresses at Hammie’s place, hold a big ceremony in de night with MC and food an all, and nobody ain’t call de Police? De place even gat it own “force”. How come dem allow de lawlessness?

One Bluetoother seh dat de former PM did accustom to plenty lawlessness so it can’t come out o’ he. Is like de mud that can’t come out de pig! Another one seh that de reason de City Hall never gat money is because it always holding such extravagant pageants fuh which Hammie does have to travel often to China to buy costumes and sashes! Ah wonder what ever happen to he “spiritual and moral” revival? Maybe it need a revival! Hmmm!