De AFC loves dick and polls
Bluetoothers bouncing their admiration of polls after a poll flashed last week in public. Is sheer poll talk since. Everybody seh how poll talk is sweet talk even if de poll long or short.  Even a dangling poll does attract nuff talk. Some does scream when dem see a poll either because dem like it or dem disappointed with it. Of course, every poll does gat a point. Sometimes de point could cause pleasure and sometimes pain.
Now, ah know what yul all with wicked minds thinking. De disappointing point fuh you is, de poll I Bluetoothing about is not de poll yuh thinking ‘bout. Yeah; ah know de feeling. So ah know how de people in de All Fuh Crap (AFC) party feel when de poll that dem dangling like a GPL one was found to be “short”. Now de truth is that de poll old and I don’t have to explain de “shortness” of an old poll.
Also, de same poll belongs to a “dick” that de AFC hired in 2006 to show how de party did standing. To impress de AFC then, since dem give he plenty plenty money which up to now dem refuse to explain how deh get it, De “dick” fluff up de poll to mek it look nice so it could stand up fuh de AFC boys. But de poll fell short and flap down. It give wrong information ‘bout de AFC being de second biggest party in de country. Dem got “dicked”. De only thing big that de AFC get was de “dick” bill.
After he disappointing poll, de “dick” mistik. He left de AFC with a AFC; A False Claim. Not satisfied with de disappointing poll four years ago, de AFC turn to “Political Viagra” so that de “dick” old poll could stand up. De same result. De poll not standing up. Is sheer screams of disappointment yuh hearing from de All Fuh Crap headquarters since last week. Bluetoothers want to know if de AFC don’t learn. An old poll is still an old poll.
Some Bluetoothers seh it look like de AFC must use a poll to get to de top! Dem might soon turn to poll-vaulting. Knowing their obsession with poll, don’t be surprise if you see de AFC pun a poll jumping around as de “dick” poll turn antique like a Morris. Hmmm.