DE Potsalt couldn’t mek it to Babu John tribute this year. From all reports, it missed out; big time. Potsalt hear how de alliance tremble and it wasn’t because dem bathe with ice-water. Apparently dem read de papers and see de videos showing de massive crowd. People seh how at least two alliance media man was trying fuh count and send back a message. De message never went because de two man couldn’t finish de counting; too much people! Apparently, dem only know fuh count from one to five hundred fuh dem meetings and even that don’t add up fuh dem.

People seh how over five hundred does be confusing fuh dem count! Potsalt and plenty know how mathematics is hard fuh de Palm Tree party which is now the Hands Up Party which is now de Hand-in-Key Party. In de days back, when de Palm Tree Party was counting votes after de ballot boxes was arrested and taken elsewhere, one vote fuh dem was equal to 5000. That was de maths. Dem didn’t only add dem votes, which was lil bit, but dem also add Uncle Cheddi own as dem own. Even though Uncle Dave song, “Is We Own”, didn’t come out then, de Palm Tree Party was using it fuh Uncle Cheddi votes!

But de use of that kind of mathematics by dem didn’t stop; even in de Opposition dem using it. Dem use it at all dem congress to keep out dem who challenge fuh sit in Forbes seat. Ask Aubrey and Vincent; dem know. Potsalt know that it gat a word fuh that kind of maths; rigging! David was in charge fuh de last congress. Potsalt remember reading how some get lock out de gate pun voting day. Ask Vanessa; she had to wait outside. Some seh that de mathematics was a weapon, because while “adding” up, shots ring out. Others seh that was because it just couldn’t add up. Ask David; he had de calculator”.

But Potsalt and everybody know that when you adding, it gat to be at least more than one thing (variable) fuh add and that you must get a answer (value). That is basic, but the alliance gat two variables and no value! Dem ain’t put no answer fuh de equation APNU+AFC=! Plenty asking why. Potsalt hear is because dem don’t want to publicly put de answer. Shame is de reason! But everybody know that APNU+AFC=PNC! And that is not Palm Tree mathematics! It’s basic! Potsalt gone! Fuh now!