MABEL noted that Chief Whip Gail has described the fracas over the speaker’s sexual predilection as utter poppycock, but she may be mistaken, it has nothing to do with poppy’s and everything to do with Donald’s.

Nothing has caused the Mayor of Georgetown Hamilton Green as much embarrassment and left him in a bitter mood, as when Mabel labeled him a dunderhead, because it is a genuine truth, the truth really hurts, eh Hammy.
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Budgetary proposals for 2014 are being prepared in the Ministry and Mabel wishes to remind the authorities that a really pressing need has been neglected for far too long and that is to satisfy the many young Guyanese involved in myriad entrepreneurial ventures to be provided with a properly professional managed industrial bank.
Conscious and deliberate scheming to deprive Customs and Trade Administration of legitimate taxes is a most dishonest and corrupt practice, persons found guilty of this detestable act should be given the maximum sentences.
…Mabel recognises that it takes money to run a country. Robbery by evading the payment of duties, etc. can only harm the quality of service expected from government.
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Shattering news from Georgetown Public Hospital maternity ward just reached Mabel. It is being alleged by first hand sufferer that expectant mothers are not receiving traditional pre-birth preparations.
Enemas appear to be something forgotten. Mabel is shocked into disbelief.