Glen’s vexation amplifies! Sourpuss a la carte more like it! Can’t accept that the upcoming CPL will bear the name of a local product here! Shouldn’t all be proud? Our product on the international scene! There was Pepsi IPL. Pepsi lovers were! Aahh….the fizz! Satisfying! Coke probably wishing! Open bidding! That’s the game! Glen can’t play! Cries like a spoilt brat who doesn’t gets his way! Tears like the monsoon! Not seasonal; all year round! Get him a bounty; a roll that is; the quicker thicker one! Some buckets too! Ah…maybe inadequate. Maybe Lionel can spare him a pump! Glen was obsessed with pumps too. Even with Lionel! Well, with everything! With everyone not following David or Khem too! But so is Freddie! Maximal Obsession! Exorcism? Hmmm! Freddie has experience, compliments of Forbes! Banished to Grenada spirit et al! Years hence, idolises Forbes! Zero bytes in memory? Convenience more like it! Good reason for Glen’s year-all cries too! Now free to do so! Forbes gone! Freddie capitalising! Would have dared not when Forbes was perched on horse! Zero testicular fortitude! Hands now locked with Glen!

But Glen should have bid for a franchise. Nothing stopped him. The high decibels that emanate from his vocal apparatus were clear indications that he possesses the resources for such acquisition! Why didn’t he? Did his fright hormone raise a red-flag? Did it warn that he would have had to justify his resources sources? Fearful to backtrack  on documents? Exposure? More secretion of fright adrenalin! The Boys are tight-lipped! Even breath is trapped! Fright leads to cries; hence a menu of sourpuss! To help ease his fright, maybe Glen just needs a whiff of the cool breeze in the bottle! It’s refreshing!