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De Bluetoother did looking fuh some entertainment de other night. Not what you thinking ‘bout. TV entertainment. Flicking  de channel, de Budget debate look interesting. After a while, Uncle Ashni statement was proven right. It wasn’t a debate.  De hOpposition ain’t know “A to bullfoot” ‘bout debate. To mek it worse, dem really miss Uncle Winston. He did know how to  debate. Uncle Ashni seh de debate was poorer since Uncle Winston not around. He hit de nail pun it head. De way some in de hOpposition did talking it look like all o’ dem get hit pun dem head. De RumJHAATan from de All Fuh Crap  only gat one word he keep sehing over and over. Is de same word he sehing since he harping in de debates over de years;  Corruption. He seh that guvment spending is corruption. According to he guvment musn’t spend. It really look like he had a  free fall and land head first pun reinforce concrete. He sehing that de guvment gat too much money fuh spend. It show dat  de country ain’t no longer bankrupt.

De MBA get up and put he in he place. De Agri Boss ask he if by paying de old people dem entitled pension is corruption. If  paying workers more is corruption. If building roads and schools and hospitals is corruption. If giving people a Laptop is  corruption. If spending fuh improve facilities fuh development is corruption. In other words, MBA Robert ask de “JHAAT” if  developing de country is corruption! De “JHAAT” couldn’t answer. He sit down quiet quiet like church rat.

A person in de public gallery get up fuh speak. De speaker stop he. He pass a note to de MBA. De note had, “Like de ‘JHAAT’  don’t see properly. All de progress and he not seeing”. Another man seh since de “JHAAT” no longer in a Popular Progressive  Party, he don’t see progress. Bheri offer to send he to Port Maurant. De medical doctors pun de guvment side concluded that  de “JHAAT” gat CHRONIC HEADITIS which is contagious from exposure to AFCITIS! De MBA play de First Born song fuh de  hOpposition; “Dem bounce head, woy woy woy”. Hmmm!