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Bluetoothers are “bouncing” the many things Uncle Freddie is known for. According to dem, de man is a lecturer, a “sea-waller”, a guvment hater, an Opposition propagandist, a “distortionist”, a convenient trade unionist, a grumpy old man, a persona non grata in some libraries after he admitted to stealing books, a member of de three musketeers, a member of de “gang of five” and a recipient of miasmic substance, amongst others.
He gat more titles than the WBA and WBC and all dem other boxing organisations put together. Not satisfied with de plenty titles he already gat, he want more. His “pot-salting” attitude mek he get de latest title. A GT store, Fazia’s collection apparently don’t want Chinese people inside. Now de Chinese don’t stop nobody from buying deh food. So the ERC led by One Edghill get involved. After all, that is Edghill one wuk.
Up comes Uncle Freddie and push he mouth in de story and de matter which could have been solved internally now in de press. It look like Uncle Freddie was hired to write in favour of de store. Don One Edghill said he will not be intimidated by a “hired pen”, meaning Uncle Freddie. Now Bluetoothers surprised that Uncle Freddie defending a ladies clothing establishment. They never knew he was “into” it! Freddie in female clothing?
According to de only One Edghill, Freddie is a fisher folk; he always fishing fuh a story. One Bluetoother seh that de store should now name, “Freddie Fishing Fashions”. Three F’s! Another seh, that’s right up he alley; Filth, Falsehoods and Fabrications. Dem boys in Saffon Street seh dem never thought Uncle Freddie would end up in female clothing. Dem seh how he was “three f-ing” after; he Fuss, Fret and Fume! Dem even calling he “Fastier” as a hybrid fuh pushing in he mouth fuh Fazia. Hybrid Freddie! That’s another title. Hmmm.