“MARRY me, Juliet; you’ll never have to be alone”. “I love you, and that’s all I really know”. “I talked to your dad…go pick out a white dress”. “It’s a love story, baby; just say ‘Yes’.”Yes! Oh Yes! If Romeo were for real… As much as she’s convinced you through the teens that her guy would talk to her dad, it isn’t half as good an idea as they’d show in movies. Because there she’d be at the door, clearly asking, “Why does the world know before I do?” and do you have an answer? Oh boy, you seem stuck.

Since it’s proposing the girlfriend, it’s a lot of knowledge in there for Mr. Boyfriend. Oh yes, if proposing to be her boyfriend wasn’t tough enough, there’s this entire barrier you need to surpass and propose to become Mr Husband — the legally wedded man and wife. And you ought to be incredibly cute to never be turned down.

Say it with Coffee: ‘coffee-marry-me’,
Because they say a lot can happen over coffee, and I am not ready to believe that there’s no coffee angle present in any prosperous relationship. Oh yes, I can entirely place my bets on it. Even if both of you are tea people, or cola people, there has to be that one time when you hung out at some joint and managed with flavoured soda. So yeah, the coffee kind of lingers, though this is strictly for ‘coffee-holics’.

Yeah you’d live without each other, but not without coffee. Ask for marriage by froth and cream; make sure she notices, though. There’s nothing cuter than the sweet old hints to give. And maybe if she spoils the plan, you’ll have to speak it out and explain your plan; and believe me, it’s incredibly cute when Mr. Boyfriend explains the goofed up plans. It will be yes in an instant.

The Role play
And if you’ve ever had a mad relationship (or maybe one with even the slightest hint of insanity), you’d have had a certain role play game to it. No kidding me, mister? Alright, so then this one is pretty out of the league for you; but if ever you role play, maybe as strangers, maybe as Tom and Jerry, or maybe just whoever, it’s super adorable to be at a game and be swept off your feet with a proposal.

Oh yes! You’re increasing the fun quotient to your relationship too.

Pamper her Mad

Not like I’ll doubt you do already, but yes, it’s never enough; never ever enough. Pamper her to where she’s frustrated at getting pampered. You know the kind of days when she just can’t figure out what’s wrong and the actions explain nothing? The days when she likes the attention but all at once she’s tired of it already, and she wishes to return home and watch that episode of Desperate Housewives? Or maybe your girl is more a Game of Thrones person.

Nevertheless, pamper her mad, quite literally; and when she’s desperate to be home, propose to her. A shock, nevertheless pleasant…

Midnight date in sleepwear
If you’ve got the kind of liberties to drive her out in the middle of the night, do that. Go for an ice cream maybe in sweatpants and ‘hoodies’, and in the middle of it all, propose. And maybe if you cannot drive her out, you can gatecrash with a film you can both watch while you cuddle up.

Make sure it’s not “Tales from the Crypt”, though. Who said the Star Wars? It’s a major criminal offence to watch Star Wars when you ought to propose to your girlfriend.

Waking up to it
And if you’re her live-in boyfriend, or you hang out at each other’s place quite often, there’s nothing more surprising to her than waking up to it. Maybe a mug of coffee and a fortune cookie will do the trick. Leave it on the bedside and watch her react. Just in case you aren’t at liberty, you can leave her a text, but only after being assured that she’s asleep and she won’t read it at night.

Believe you me, sir, there’s nothing that can lift her mood better than waking up to a Good Morning text like that. It’s the best thing to happen to any girl. And the worst thing? Well, waking up to a message of work, and more of it. Ask me about it! Never mind!