Uncle Glenn throwing red herrings
De Bluetoother really get to Uncle Glenn. Not wanting to deal with the real issue, he finding all kind o’ red herrings to hold on pun. But that didn’t help. He get bore. De herrings got bony fins. So now he reacting to what de Bluetoother seh and de plenty pricks he received from de herrings. He screaming that de Chronic paper get vulgar. Well look at that! For plenty moons now de Waterfalls paper attacking people character and dem family and peddling all kinds o’ misinformation. Plenty times it had to apologise and plenty times it get sue.
So who is de vulgar one? Uncle Freddie don’t hold back from buseing people and calling dem all kinds o’ names. De Waterfalls paper don’t hold back fuh sensationalise and smear people even though it does seh is ‘dem boys seh’! No. For de Waterfalls paper, that is “good” and “responsible” reporting and writing.
But as soon somebody else beat them at their own game, is vulgarity. Is just like lil boy games. When one who always want to win and he lose, he find fault pun de game and tek back he thing. Dem does cry and scream hard while throwing tantrums.
People report plenty noise coming from Saffon Street. Some thought was empty drums getting knock. Police respond to de noise nuisance complaint. Dem find both noise and nuisance. Dem find Uncle Glenn sehing he get knock. De Chronic knock he.
According to some o’ dem boys right in Saffon Street, de noise over there drown out de fire crackers. People didn’t know that tantrums  was so loud. De people thought that only ladies does mek so much noise when dem wailing. Dem was wrong. Is de same Uncle Glenn seh that de Bluetoother mixing up who is Uncle and who is Aunty!
After hearing de tantrums, de Bluetoother wondering if it really did get it mix up!
Anyway, back to de herrings. It is just a ploy to avoid what people really want to know. Somebody write de other and seh that de Waterfalls paper must look at its boss too.
Is not de Bluetoother seh so. Is other people. But would de boss allow it? After all, old people seh, “do fuh do nah obeah”. Dem same boys pun Saffon Street seh that if de microscope turn pun dem boss he gon scream even louder.
De people around there might have to get dem own “herrings” to distract themselves from de noise! Hmmm!