Uncle Glenn only holding on pun men!
DE Bluetoother is back. I know. This was said before. Anyway, back is good. Happy New Year. Plenty things happen in 2011, de biggest of course is Uncle Donald becoming Prezie. Congrats. Best wishes. APNU and its “chile”, AFC, not happy. Disappointment abound within. After all, Khemraj, David, Rupert and de rest there was practicing fuh de number one and number two job. Especially Khemraj. He even had a set o’ black cars with sirens driving around GT at nights rehearsing for his dream role. He didn’t realise de elections done. Even after elections he still practicing he dreams. Well it get disturbed. Somebody fire a big squib next to he old years night and wake he up. It was Surujbally.
Apparently Khemraj didn’t understand Steve language during de announcement. That explains de squib. He wake up. Rupert too. He think he was PM since during de campaign. De rubber bullets wake he up. He now realise that de only number 2 he could be is de one that was use to give Uncle Freddie a miasmic bath! Dem other boys seh de number 1 is what he does drink!
So is plenty disgruntlement among some men in GT. Some disgruntle till dem sour so much that dem have a “factory” that producing “lime juice”. It in Saffon Street and de biggest “lime” is Uncle Glenn. Uncle Adam use to be more sour than Uncle Glenn. But de tables turn. Uncle Glenn, like de fox who ain’t get what he want, turn sour. Dem boys down in Saffon Street getting free “paynoos” everyday. Whenever Uncle Glenn watch at de milk, it turn. Dem just have to boil it and add sugar! Even then it still sour.
Dem same boys say that he not only sour, but obsessed. He obsessed with men. Everyday in he papers he holding pun some man. If is not Fip, is Kwame. If is not Uncle Bharrat or Uncle Benn, is Uncle Robert. Now is Uncle Infaan. Recently is only Uncles Bharrat and Irfaan he holing on pun.
De Bluetoother want fuh know if it is any coincidence that these two men are single? Is it a coincidence also that since Uncle Glenn is accused of allegedly involved in “backtracking” that he holding on pun men? Whew!! De things some men would do! Hmmm!
GT Bluetooth
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