Kwame house get depreciated
De Bluetoother read how Mark seh that Kwame house cost one hundred million. A Bluetoother want fuh know if Mark just call a figure with he hand in he mouth like ASStin Powers did in a movie. De calling o’ de figure had no thought process. But knowing Mark and ASStin Powers, thought process is impossible given de lack of mechanisms to contemplate a thought. With de figure he seh de house cost, Kwame could a build a hospital with special facilities to check de missing thought-processing mechanism in ASStin and Mark.

De hospital gon name de ASS-Mark Centre for the Depraved. Uncle Freddie gon open and manage it. But coming back to de house, Kwame counter with a offer. He selling it fuh fifty million. De offer sound good. Glenn, Mr. Suspenders, Adam, Freddie, Lincoln and Norris mek offers. After hearing ‘bout dem offers, Kwame now realise why Mark turn up in Diamond in de first place pretending to do journalism wuk. Uncle Glenn know that when property gat value, buyers does gat to find a way to reduce de price.

Knowing that Kwame house gat value, Glenn use Mark fuh bring down de price. He send Mark fuh pretend he taking pictures. By just turning up, Mark mek de price cut in half. According to de valuation people, de presence of de “journalist” force de price down. Dem seh de environment was defiled. Whatever that mean, Glenn ain’t giving up. He gat a chance fuh buy but he want it cheaper. Mark vex. He seh Glenn gat to compensate he fuh he losses. Glenn seh he not paying cause Mark acted stupidee. He planning to send mark to de ASS-Mark Centre.

Mark seh he wasn’t acting. With de price slash in half with just Mark presence, Glenn see a way to further reduce de price. He and Adam and Mr. Suspenders planning to visit. Kwame know that gon really bring de price down. With he loan and hard earn money, de defilers depreciating he property. Dem sucking de price down. Don’t be surprise if yuh see Kwame putting garlic and disinfector round he premises to prevent any sucking and to clean de place from contamination. Don’t be surprise if de contaminators turn up in space suits like ASStin did in a movie. Hmmm!