GT Bluetooth
Bluetoothers learning about another cricket scandal. Again. No, not about de Waste, ooops…West Indies not playing as a team. That’s regular. No, not about Gayle sehing he not interested in Test cricket, but he is still captain. He e Hebigger than de board! No, not de WIPA frustrating de game. That look like ‘standard operating procedure’. De big topic in de game now is ‘bout de allegations of match fixing and spotting against de Pakistani team. Again.

First, spare a thought fuh de people o’ Pakistan. Twenty million affected by flooding. Dem in need o’ food, water and shelter. De disaster is de worse fuh mankind in recent time. De whole world watching. People offering to help. Uncle Bharrat send six million. Maybe is de flooding mek de cricket team get trash by England in de recent series. De players sad. Is de worse beating pun record in de last Test. Suh some forgiveness and understanding fuh de licks is in order.

In Pakistan, which gat an estimated population of one hundred and seventy million, plenty millions still following de game despite de plenty water. Cricket is like a religion in that part o’ de world. De people vex. Blue vex. Vex at de players. Dem ain’t vex that de team lose. Dem understand. De players sad ‘bout de flood and couldn’t concentrate. What de people can’t understand is de allegations of cheating. Again. Cricket people know that this is not de first time de team and players get accuse.

De flood victims want de team fuh win. A fair and square win. Players get question and three people arrested. De thing embarrassing. De people vent dem anger. Pun a set o’ donkeys. Dem put de players names pun de donkeys and pelt dem with eggs, stones and other things. Why do that to jackasses? Dem is jackasses already! De jackasses complaining that de people eyes pass them. A man seh he now understand how a certain local jackass feel when he did get a miasmic shower. He seh certain things will only happen to jackasses. Hmmm!