De ‘kabaka’ jumbie haunt de Roop
ROOP DE ‘peeper’ recently Bluetoothed and confirm what everybody else did done know; de All Fuh Crap is undemocratic. Ever since de ‘Trotter’ put de ‘crap’ together, it was common knowledge that de party was part o’ de Coconut Tree party. Pressure mek dem ain’t officially call it All Fuh Corbin. De ‘Trotter’ now happily heading back home to de Sophia jungle after shafting de ‘Jhaat’ who left now with only a promise.

De Roop seh he left de party because only de ‘Trotter’ gat voice. Nobody else can seh anything. Apparently when de Roop tek a closer look at de ‘Trotter’ with he peeping apparatus, he couldn’t believe what he see. He see Uncle Forbes. He know de ‘Kabaka’ dead three decades now. Scared, he raise up in disbelief and look. He see de ‘Trotter’. When he look back in de spy thing, he see Uncle Forbes again.

He thought he eye bad. De doctor tell he that despite de saturation of he retina with plenty X-rated images, he eye alright. He get frighten. He believe de ‘Kabaka’ jumbie haunting he. He went all over fuh get ‘jaaray’ so that de jumbie can’t bother he. Bluetoothers want fuh know though, how come with all de ‘vision’ de Roop gat, he couldn’t see de ‘Trotter’ in Uncle Forbes ‘clothes’! He even went to see one o’ dem who seh dem can tell de past, de present and de future.

When he went, de place lock up. De man get away sometime now. But is not de Roop alone getting ‘jaaray’. De ‘Jhaat’ getting ‘jaaray’ fuh see if de ‘Trotter’ gon keep he promise. He even went and ‘open’ book fuh see he future. Word is what he see cause he fuh want to go back to Robb street. So if yuh see he walking round with all he fingers cross, don’t be surprise. And if yuh see de Roop walking round with plenty garlands, don’t believe it is a sign of adulation. De garlands mek with garlic to ward off jumbie. No wonder de commodity suddenly get expensive. Hmmm!