What a farce of a pageant that was!

WELL, some people does really over -do it when it come to pageantry, and I got fuh seh dat before dem even attempt such a venture, dem must learn fuh be fair and square!!!

Well, when I get de facts about a big time pageant that just happen ovah de weekend, I turn blue with anger and almost throttle de promotah, who ain’t know from a tail to a bull foot about pageantry.

Well, my dear readers, this pageant is one of the most anticipated of pageants, and people would normally travel from far to witness it. Besides, there is always a line-up of other activities preceding the pageant, so the festivities are really ‘one big festivity.

Well, the first thing that struck me as being odd is the fact that the organiser was training the girls sheself, and telling them to avoid the ‘T-STAND’ and to stand straight instead, and rotate their shoulders. My goodness gracious me!! What in heaven’s name is that?

Thank the blue skies that none of the deluges broke their backs with this stupid routine that should have been reserved for giraffes and not pageant beauties.

“Well, eh-eh…Two days before the actual pageant, the organiser included her niece in the line-up, and I am suggesting she had her own devious intentions; because, on the panel of judges, there was a relative of the very niece that was strangely admitted to the pageant at the last minute.

Well, the contestants were asked to prepare platform speeches, and the eventual queen did an excellent job. But could you believe this people? The organiser took out a huge chunk from de girl’s speech with claims that it was too lengthy. What she took out was the most edifying part, and she left the poor girl with little to work with.

That wicked organiser gave the very part she omitted to her niece, and she was heard reciting it ‘word for word’ during her platform presentation. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!! What a terrible shame!!! When the new queen was declared, the organiser visibly turned green with shock, and at one time I thought she was going to fall into a coma.

The next day, the poor queen was asked to make an appearance on a beach where a festive event was being held, and she arrived there without a chaperone.

How shocking!!! The poor girl had to be rescued by a former Guyana Top Model Queen who was there and who, out of pity, acted as her chaperone, giving much-needed tips on the ‘dos’ and ‘don’t’ a new queen should observe.

Well, all I am hoping is that the queen receives her promised prizes; because if she doesn’t, Bombshell will be quite ready to bring you the facts live and direct to the public forum.