I found it hilarious and most funny, that Guyana’s celebrated most funny man, Freddie Kissoon refers to me as:  “as a funny gentleman,” in his article titled, “Cocaine, Money Laundering and Politics in Guyana”, published in the KN of Friday May 31.  More hilarious is that if he wishes to comment in his piece on money-laundering, why did he include and ridicule the great national patriot and entrepreneur Mr. Gerald Gouveia of the Roraima Group of Companies in Guyana, and then why he is so annoyed and even ridiculed Mr. James Bond, attorney-at-law, and mock his good name, given by his parents, who loved him, and then he moved to yours truly?  For James Bond, I recall initially poor funny Freddie was so upset with Bond, that as an opposition lawyer he would work with Mr. Gouveia.   His explanations why Bond should not work were “so funny that it made me laugh and caused my coffee to fall on my legs.”  I see Mr. James Bond as the Leader of the PNC in about 10 years. At least of all the names he included he did not associate them with any kind of crime or deceit, just that he used the Kaieteur News, as usual, to do his nasty work, and place the Kaieteur News in a position of shame, as if the publisher and editors are his personal utensils for his ablution of waste products, his vomit and hate. 
I note he refers to me as a gentleman; sorry I cannot refer to him as a gentleman;he concedes that I am a gentleman, that is good and true, and for such is my life.
 
On money-laundering: I think it exists in Guyana, as in most countries, and it is the big countries where the cocaine goes due to their citizens being dependent on it; and it is from those countries that dirty money migrates to Third World countries to be laundered.  This is a serious blight and curse for countries such as ours.  I must state also that I am most disappointed and even annoyed that APNU or PNC party sides with the
unworthy AFC to vote against the money-laundering bill, bring shame to Guyana, and even which may cause sanctions against our beautiful, progressive, yet poor country, which will make life difficult for our country and our citizens. 
I condemn my friends in the PNC.  I think the PNC should have sided with the government on this for Guyana’s sake.  Put Guyana first, cast aside political foolishness.  In politics all political parties practise some form of foolishness. That is why I keep far from politics.
 
As for the AFC, I do not even regard them as anything but despots, who are desperate for their place in the sun, and seeking vengeance against parties from which they ‘sucked sap’ from which they were bolted out or ran because they lacked the decorum and dignity to lead, and failure to win an internal election, or could not accept the method of internal elections.
 
Back to Freddie: tell me who is funny.  You make mockery of a fine young man with whom I was associated as a fellow inquisitor in company of other dignified gentlemen in the cocaine inquiry. 
I feel proud to know that in Guyana we have young legal minds, stalwarts, to whom Guyana can look to for future leadership.  My new friend, James Bond is such a person.  Bright, knows law, has personality, gifted with sense, not funny, nor miserable, nor a complainant.  Mr. James Bond grew up with parents who worked hard to educate him and his siblings and give them a life of dignity, so they do not have to complain, and be jealous of the success of others, or be bitter in life.  His parents ensured that he was well fed, as did mine, despite the poverty of my family, and he, like myself were never ashamed of our living or deceased parents by saying we never had enough food, books, clothes, comb or a scissors.  He, like I, never blamed our parents, for they would sacrifice and do two jobs to ensure we were clothed well, and went to school in dignity.  My step-father would go in the jungles to haul wood with his bare back, Freddie.  They were not satisfied with a mediocre job that will bring pain or shame on their children.  Freddie, even your siblings had to attack you for putting your parents to shame.  How is funny Freddie?
 
Recently, you humiliated a little child who dared to go on stage before hundreds and act as young Simba of the Lion King (when my son (Roshaad AC Lall) acted as Mufasa the Lion King, and then as the mature Simba).
 You must have broken the spirit of that child, and she obviously would have you in her hate books, but definitely she is not foolish as you, the funniest man in Guyana, and she may forgive you, and even pray for you.  Even your daughter, of whom you speak so much in your articles, must be annoyed at you establishing yourself as the funniest man of Guyana, and that people will look down on her and even mock her because of you. I am sure she is annoyed at you for hurting that child.  Freddie is truly funny! 
My wonderful funny sister, your beautiful wife, the best thing ever in your life, she must be ashamed of her funny husband.  You always mention your daughter and wife in your pieces, so they are fair commentary, but I do it with dignity on their part, Mr. Funny. 
You even once mocked my nephew who was studying medicine in Atlanta , Georgia for not getting a U.S. visa at a particular time; you mocked and hurt the kid.  The great country of the USA, after studying the situation granted the young man his visa and he is now qualified in medicine Freddie, keep laughing.  I will always adore the USA.
 
A question Freddie:what do you think of lecturers at UG who take advantage of females in order to give them a good grade?  Is this prevalent at the University of Guyana, Freddie?  Then what about lecturers who intentionally fail students because a lecturer may not like the parent of a student?  Then what about those who intentionally fail students, so that when they take summer classes for which they have to pay through UG, but the full sum goes to the lecturer.  Should there be an inquiry on this?  Is this funny, funny man?  Why you never raised your funny voice on this?
 
Look, I can go on and on. For example, you used to be extremely annoyed with lawyers and doctors who make money, always ‘whining,’ in jealousy at their huge earnings compared to yours, and the businessmen who build mansions, and you could not get anything.  But when you built your ‘camel shaped house’, you stopped complaining of other people’s properties.  Is this not funny, funny man?
 
The funniest thing that makes Freddie the funniest man of the century, nay for all time, is that he had a bet with Terrence Campbell of Mario’s.  All Guyana knows this.  He still writes in the Kaieteur.  The publisher should ban him for the bet he made with Terrence Campbell of Mario’s. 
Mr. Campbell proved that there were no government ministers there at  the opening of the restaurant, Mr. Funny Man, lost the bet, and he cannot concede he lost even though he knows he lost. He accepts the loss, but he continues to write. Poor Freddie, banned from all media, except the Kaieteur News, yet the poor thing gambles with that, and when he loses the bet, he turns like a mouse and stops commenting on the issue.  Who is funny, Freddie Kissoon?  But alas, I cannot say you are a gentleman, you mocked a child, hurt her soul, made her cry!  Shame on you!
 
The gentleman that is Mr. Gerry Gouveia, that hero of an investor, is such a gracious man, that he will not even comment.  Mr. James Bond, even will not condemn you, while they may pity your failed state (my words), I had to help educate you as to who is truly funny.  Go on Guyana, laugh at Guyana’s most funny man, him or me?