TWO Irish guys were fishing. The first guy reeled in his line and saw that he had snagged an old bottle. As he took it off the hook, a genie popped out and promised to grant him one wish.

“Turn the lake into beer,” he told the genie. The genie went “Poof!” and the lake turned into beer.

The man said to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy said, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to urinate in the boat.”