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Husband: Honey, do you smell that?

Wife: No
Husband: Yeah, me neither. Start cooking.

Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it every day. Every half hour it goes in to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

Dad-Son, you better pass this exam or rather forget that I’m your father!

Son-Sure dad, whatever!
~5 hours later~
Dad-How’s your exam?
Son-Who the hell are you?!

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells seize extra large condoms. He replies, “yes we do. Would you like to buy some?” She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”