De t’ing really hu’t Uncle Glenn
DE BLUETOOTHER see that Uncle Glenn get vex. He get vex when he read de Bluetooth de other day. He seh is jokey thing. But it hurt he. It knock he hard. Joke got truth. This is de same man over at de Waterfalls paper who seh that he don’t read de Chronic paper. But is lies. He and Uncle Adam and Uncle Freddie does read de Chronic first thing in de morning even before de routine cuss out…sorry, morning muster with de staff there. De Chronic is on de agenda. Not only because Uncle Glenn sell de Chronic a “go-dee” old press and still expect to get money, but because it does expose all o’ dem!
Uncle Freddie wanted de same press to sell to de scrap yard so that he could get real money. NO, Uncle Glen tell he. He said he selling it to de Chronic so that he could help sabotage de operations there. But he was wrong just like de stories he does print. De Chronic running healthy, despite it name. De Waterfalls paper is de only paper that does have to apologize plenty steady for printing wrong news. It is de only paper that does get sue so often. More often than minibus making accident. Uncle Glenn seh he ain’t care. He got money to pay de millions he get sue for.
Everybody know he got. What dem want fuh know is where he get it from! Is not fast people fast. Uncle Glenn does want know other people business. So people got a right to poke he business. People does normally got a side business fuh help out to mek ends meet. But Uncle Glenn got a “back” business that mek he own mansions and malls. When he get expose, he decide fuh hold on pun some men. But de men dem not interested in any “back” business. So he feel spurn. That is why he always buseing. People know de kind o’ people who does buse. Dem seh Uncle Glenn fit de prototype.
That mek Uncle Glenn get more vex. He don’t like people who does support and defend de guvment. If you cuss de guvment, you is he friend and he does want yuh watch he back! He seh de back must be protected since it prosperous! When somebody don’t watch he back, he does get wrong with them. Despite de watching, Uncle Glenn must seh how he get what he get. He must explain de mansion on de East Bank and de plenty other properties he got around de place. He must explain a certain mall pun Regent Street and another prominent store there. He must explain how he get de Waterfalls paper.
He must explain how he get these things and more when he is not a Doctor or a Lawyer or a miner and ain’t got no skill like mechanic. People want fuh know how come a man that use to sell pants suddenly get all o’ that. Is not envy. Is practicality! Or is it “back-ticality”! Ouch! He gon get more vex! Hmmm!