De Roop ‘bouncing’
Times change eh. Long time gold teeth was a big thing. When yuh had gold teeth you was a “big boy”. People deliberately “skinned” deh teeth to show how big they was. When deh deliberately “skinned” deh teeth fuh “show off” they didn’t mind that it was sheer gum and one teeth wid gold showing. Now nobody ain’t “skinning” deh teeth to show gold. De gold too expensive.
Blueteeth and Bluetooth is in. It can mek yuh bounce. Not how you thinking; “bounce” photographs from phone to phone. All kinds a photographs getting “bounce”. Everybody bouncing. De Roop, who is de Chief Egoistic Officer (CEO) of All Freddie Comrades (AFC), bouncing” too.
Everybody who does “bounce” does generally tek pictures from de outside. Not Roop. He want lazyman wuk. He set cameras inside de girl room while he inside watching and “bouncing”. Only this time de “bouncing” wasn’t “bluetoothing” pictures! This explain why over de last few months he walking with bounce. He didn’t cater for de girl bouncing up with de cameras after which de police bounce he to the station.
Now he trying to bounce de claims as political. How so? He admit that he forget he put de cameras. So how come after he get catch is political? Remember he book “Vision Guyana” still up on a billboard opposite de zoo? He claims to be a man with vision; always seeing. So how come when he get catch seeing, it is political? He ain’t know peeping is a criminal offence? By de way, why would someone with “vision” put a billboard wid he picture opposite de zoo? Hmmm!
After de police bounce de Roop, word is that All Freddie Comrades (AFC) planning to bounce he from he position as Chief Egoistic Officer (CEO). They can’t handle a Roopgate! De Roop might have to bounce back to de States unless Uncle Sam (not de PM) ain’t bounce he visa. He will join he Short-man friend from de Children Not Safe (CNS) channel who bouncing in court for charges of child molestation.
Old people seh anything that turn blue is spoil. De Roop Bluetooth and spoil he name just like de Short-man when he did allegedly bouncing de children. At de rate they bouncing they will soon be a thing of the past just like gold teeth and Vincent and Mack. Wait, let me bounce this picture; de one with Roop being taken to de police station!