–He also Mashing down de road Mash Day
OLD Kai is already in the Mashramani mood; an ol’ friend called me up yesterday and invited me to join their Mash band. Don’t write Old Kai off so fast! These legs still have li’l action left in them, so look out for me!
I also put together my own Kaiso; I’m hoping they create an opening for me in the final to perform. Don’t be shy; let’s all sing along, because I know when you are in your quiet space, you will try it anyhow.Sparrow please come back and sing again;

Calypso has not been the same.
Imagine, Lord Pretender would be ashamed;
APNU and AFC is one big disgrace.

Chorus:

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg….
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…

Ow, Sparrow, we miss you bad! Sparrow! It’s really sad!
Imagine! Dem cut de Hydro. No class at all!
Dem cut de budget. Like play wrang and strang.

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg…
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…

Sparrow!!! Please come back again! Sparrow! Teach-dem de way.
Imagine! Dem promise a good life! Imagine! Dem even promise me a wife.
Now de nation in a whole uproar, aided by de Kaieteur!

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg….
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…

Sparrow! Dem runnin mad. Sparrow! How ‘Dem Boys’ glad.
Imagine, dem get we on de blacklist!
Imagine, claim dem never know de JFK terrorist.
If you see dem smiling! O yes. While dem own people suffering.

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg….
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…

Sparrow! Come lighten we brain. Sparrow! We can’t tek de pain.
Imagine! Dem theifin people land. Imagine, de poor handicapped man.
Dem lie bout de hydro, Dem even lie in de Court!
That is why come next election, they will lie their way out of people’s votes.

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg…
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…

Sparrow can you rememba…
Dat song bout de Obeah,
It was so true, you gat even Moses looking fuh Hendree’s Cure!

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg…
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…

Sparrow! Don’t forget us please! Sparrow! Let me ask this.
Instead of loosing de Congo man on dem two white woman,
Let we loose he pun we opposition.

We hear Uncle Donald loves to sing and I hope he sings this songgg…
If not for me, let it be; because de whole nation listening to he…