3 Stooges and Moses ‘hammerphobia’!
DE Bluetoother noticed that some big ones from de All Fuh Crap party visited de Mining town and pledge to protest with residents so some niggling issues can be resolve. No problem in visiting and interacting, but why is the first word “protest”? What happen to having discussions first? De Big lawyer, de wannabe Speaker, Freddie and de protestor-in-chief, Gerhard, was part of de “entourage”. Now that Freddie and Gerhard is mentioned, no wonder protest is de first option!
Freddie even use to protest in de burial ground saying that de place “dead”! He is now officially a politician fuh de All Fuh Crap. So no longer are his views independent as he trying to get people to believe. His tirades in de Waterfalls paper should now be named ‘All Freddie Crap’, in keeping with his political persuasion! Dem other boys seh that during de visit, Moses was silent because he was sidelined fuh Speaker after David seh he couldn’t trust he.
He trying fuh convince people that his silence is a mark of his “refinement” after he change party. But dem same boys seh Moses frighten fuh speak because David’s anointed, Raphael, got a hammer which he not afraid to bang! Since then Moses develop “hammerphobia”! He hoping that de Son-of-Robe can give some advice on de “diagnosis”. De wicked boys dem seh de “casualties of de hammer”, like stallholders and bridge owners, might be de best people fuh give such advice! Seeing that Moses can’t speak, he will have to ask Nigel to “advocate” on his behalf.
Moses just hope he can afford Nigel even though dem in de same All Fuh Crap. Like Moses, Nigel know how to “part” things, like work from protest. For some, protest is dem work. That is why Freddie and Gerhard was there. Only Mark, Norris and Lincoln was missing. Again, dem wicked boys seh de reason de three was missing was because dem was attending de “gala opening” of de recent remake of de Larry, Mo and Curley classic, “The Three Stooges”! Maybe de number has to increase to facilitate de others mention to avoid protest by de All Fuh Crap! Hmmm!