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De Bluetoother always seh that Uncle Freddie gat a mouth problem with which no teeth doctor can help. Given that de country now free, he gat a right fuh use he mouth fuh express he opinion. But is not only opinion he expressing. He expressing “behavior” similar to that of a “certain set” o’ people. Old people does warn ‘bout getting in a war o’ words with this “certain set” o’ people cause when dem “buse”, “water nah deh fuh wash”. And this is not only in de times o’ drought. Lang now Uncle Freddie always “picking” pun some people who in guvment and who wuking with dem. He ain’t like dem because dem always exposing he. The other day he “buse” up Uncle Randy just suh dry. He vex Uncle Randy gat a real professor job in DC not too far from Barack Office. Uncle Randy does tek time fuh “pull up” Uncle Freddie. Uncle Freddie ain’t like that. Fuh get back, he get personal instead o’ trying fuh publish he first paper!
Columnists ain’t suppose to get personal. But knowing how Uncle Freddie gat “behavior” like de “certain set”, he, like dem, can’t help fuh get personal. When he “buse” he gat matching gesticulations. He body and hand going in time with he mouth. Is not coincident then that Uncle Freddie only “picking” and getting personal with sheer men! If is not Uncle Bharrat is Uncle Benn, if is not he is Uncle Kurshid or Uncle Ralph or Uncle Donald or Uncle Kwame and de list go on. Only men he teking on.
Uncle Freddie know that he now free fuh express he self. In Forbes time he couldn’t. It was if he did hiding in a closet! He also know that in this modern Guyana, people can’t discriminate and stigmatize people who come out. Suh he “buseing” non-stop. He seh how some man name Arthur and Uncle Randy had a verbal war. Arthur write back and expose he big lie. Dem boys in Safon Street seh dem things don’t bother Uncle Freddie, because when yuh gat certain “traits” like de “certain people”, yuh don’t have shame any more. Dem seh that Uncle Freddie get a big contract fuh advertise a product. Look out fuh de mouthwash ads starring Uncle Freddie cause de dentists give up! Hmmm!